they done wrong/we done wrong

another day, another swing in the move/won't move movement. after searching endlessly, we have one more place to see tonight. after tonight, if this place isn't the one, it's starting to feel like we're going to suck it up, pay the new rent rate and work feverishly to find jobs out of state before the end of our lease is up. that seems to be the new game plan. although the game plan is constantly evolving. the game plan like ten minutes ago was to move to arizona and raise komodo dragons. but that game plan is already gone. see, they move quick.

i had a quick epiphany last night. my wife was supposed to cook some chicken for us for lunch, but due to her mom calling and unleashing more of her middle-aged drama, she didn't get a chance to do it. but i brought it up how the chicken would go bad if she didn't cook it because it had already thawed out and was just sitting in the fridge. so she trudged downstairs, upset, and went to cook it. now this is about 10:15p.m. when this happened. now usually, i as the husband who never forgets and always has the nightly outline laid out and signed off on, would have continued to lay in bed and read for my CPA test. but this time, it flashed in front of my eyes. she's going down there to do this for me. she didn't forget because she was lazy or watching television. she forgot because she's always dealing with her mom's crap and she became upset about her mom and therefore forgot. don't punish her. the punishment of an irresponsible, immature mother is enough. so i grabbed a book (a heartbreaking work of staggering genius by david eggers) and i went downstairs with her and read to her while she cooked. she loves when i read to her. it's these little breakthroughs that i hope to continue to have that keep my marriage a successful, happy one. it not always easy hearing about her family and how they're always purposefully butchering their lives, but it's not her fault.

sweet leaf tea is the best.

here is a quick scene from the office where jim dresses as dwight in the cold open and dwight repays the favor in the close. check it out. it's actually very funny when seen onscreen:

Jim: [Dressed as Dwight] It's kind of blurry. [puts on his glasses] That's better. [exhales] Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: Well that's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought---
Jim: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: Bears do not--- What is going on--- What are you doing?!

Dwight: [walks in dressed as Jim] Pam.
Pam: Hey, Dwight. You look really nice today.
Dwight: [scoffs] Pssssh. I look like an idiot. Hey Karen.
Karen: Hey, Dwight, lookin' sharp.
Dwight: Yeah, that's cause I'm... you're boyfriend, Jim Halpert. Hey, Karen, wanna get t-together later and have sexual intercourse cause you're my girlfriend?
Jim: Do you?
Karen: No.
Jim: OK.
Karen: I'm good. Thanks.
Jim: [Dwight imitates the "Jim face"] Look at that.
Dwight: I'm Jim Halpert. [more horrible "Jim faces"]
Jim: Spot on.
Dwight: Ah-luh-luh, a little comment. Muh.