new york, new york

i'm heading to the big apple tomorrow. did you guys know they call new york the big apple? i did. that's how down i am with new york. me and new york are tight. one week there. training and then hanging with the wife in new york. we're to a top chef restaurant and we're going to see a play on broadway. probably do some sightseeing in central park and other touristy spots. i'll make sure to take lots of high quality shots and post them when i get back. my goals while in new york:

1. get on the today show; this might be hard because i'll be in training but i still want to list it because maybe the today show will down to our training and do a segment on awesome improvements in audit quality
2. yell at a new york cab driver and have them yell back at me
3. high five conan o brien or jimmy fallon
4. party at studio 54 with mick jagger, i might need a time machine for this one, so....
5. rent time machine
6. ride a horse through downtown new york
7. star in an off-off-off-off broadway play
8. eat a new york hot dog from a stand and yell at the guy and have him yell at me
9. wag my finger at wall street
10. tell the story of the night wolf to people in new york and yell at them and have them yell at me

that's it. i don't think it's too much to ask. i think i should be able to accomplish about 90% of my goals there.

anyway, catch you guys when i get back to the rocky mountains.